Vol. 18 No. 6 • February 2 - 8, 2012 In Our 17th Year Serving Greater Hamilton
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Rants



by Unknown Author
July 29 - August 4, 2010
This is to the ranter bitching about mothers on welfare. You said you worked until you broke up with the father; how about now?

I’m sick of living in the closet: I’m gay and I am proud!

I want to leave this message for my beautiful wife Karen. I am sorry for everything I have done. I love you with all my heart and soul.

I can say that scooters have earned a right to a place on the buses because they are disabled, but years ago you would carry a child in your arms. I have nothing against mothers or children for that matter, but you and your stroller take up two–plus seats.

Let’s face it, you have to be in pretty good shape to get on an HSR bus.

It’s bad enough dogs not on leashes but god knows where they have their tongues. I wouldn’t want a dog licking my face knowing it licks its ass, penis and god knows what else. 

Regarding the flooding at the Redhill, some jackass said because it was size of grates.

There are no green boxes in my apartment. I have how many types of peels from vegetables and fruit, so what am I supposed to do? Why can’t I have a green box instead of being forced to throw it in the garbage ?

I see you laying there all by yourself. I wonder if you are lonely clicking through your TV. Are you as lonely as me? The two of us shouldn’t be lonely when we could be together. I love you.

This landlord doesn’t know what he is doing because he is a goof that can’t take care of his own building. We don’t like him. Get lost.

You guys are doing a kickass job down there.

I have a rant for consumerism in Ontario. Every time we go out we see a sign for something on sale, then when you bring it up, it’s something else. A lot of the time they are mislabeled and make you the bad guy, so check your receipts.

I have a rant in regards to the guy that lives on the mountain and would love the stadium up there because of all the people downtown. Bottom line, you live in Hamilton, so whether you live up or down you live within the cesspool. I suggest you sell your home if you have a home to sell and move to Burlington to be a snob. It would suit you quite well.

Thanks to whoever left the rant page on the bus; I had a good read. Cheers!

This rant is to the narrow–minded idiot that carved ‘Go Vegan’ into cars: you just cost me $1,000 in a paint job. Just to let you know, my wife and I have been vegetarians for seven years, asshole.

The person wrote about poor people coming up the mountain, well luckily for you the losers are already coming up the mountain: the Ti–Cats.

The Rush concert is going to be great, so I don’t know what that idiot was saying in the rants.

I have a problem with the bikes and scooters here in Hamilton: they are all over the road and don’t pay insurance. Get them the hell off the road.

Celebrations are in order for Commando Fridays! Forget about casual Fridays, we aren’t wearing underwear! 

What’s this about the orange box?

The asshole that thinks Rush sucks should know they have the best drummer in the world.

Blue boxes: I think it’s wonderful. I would like to put my paper and bottles there but suddenly it got really complicated. I don’t have a green box but I have to sort accordingly? It’s so difficult.

I’m looking at your Best of Food cover and this is what you put on the cover? It doesn’t look appetizing at all.

Bon Jovi is touring with Kid Rock as the opening act. Could it possibly get any worse?

There’s a guy at my place of work who never, ever changes his fucking clothes. Now some people might say it’s eccentric. Whatever it is, is fucking disgusting.

Doctor Livingstone, I presume?

No work means no beer! (hee hee!)

The Calgary Stampede and rodeos are cruel and stupid. What’s taking the Canadian government so long to outlaw that shit?
Gene Simmons, “You know people still come up to me and ask me, ‘Gene, what do you look for in women?’ And I reply ‘It’s simple. I look for me in women.’”

I don’t understand people who don’t like cats. They’re the greatest! I love my cat, I really do.

What a miserable, fucked up place Toronto is now (laughing). Who needs it?

What is the expression again about affluent females? Single and not looking.

It is called class warfare. Choose your words with care. Or else all you’ll get is a cold stare.
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