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RANTS

Monday April 28, 1:39pm
Mexico, what’s going on with Mexico? They are either murdering you in the streets or they are throwing you into jail. I would rather go to Cuba.

Monday April 28, 5:45pm
What’s with the Hamilton thieves? They steal my brand new bike and leave the crappy old bike. Thanks but no thanks.

Monday April 28, 9:30pm
This is to the movie theatres: I know you have to raise your snack prices because people are sitting at home and downloading the movie but people are sitting at home and downloading the movie because you raised your snack prices too high.

Monday April 28, 11:53pm
Why do prostitutes always have to have something in their mouths? Cocks, pipes, cigarettes?

Monday April 28, 11:57pm
I’d like to rant about the recyclables. I take so much time to sort mine and they just leave them at the curb.

Tuesday April 29, 12:39pm
I’d like to know why Hamilton garbage men only have to work a half day, but they still get paid 8 hours? Where can I get a job like that?

Wednesday April 30, 10:28am
Maybe Albert should go to Tibet and be happy and free.

Thursday May 1, 1:50pm
What the fuck is with the dumbass bus drivers in the city? Just because cars have to give them the right of way, does that mean they have the right to force a cyclist into a parked car? I don’t think so.

Thursday May 1, 2:27pm
Woodland Park is on Barton Street, not Cannon Street, you blow head.

Friday May 2, 10:37am
There are a few things that need to be said about the gas prices. First of all you people that bought SUVs and minivans that don’t need them are fools. Everyone is complaining about the prices, but nobody is doing anything about it. Unless the prices go high we are never going to drive Smart cars, we will just keep driving the polluting–mobiles. Let’s see if the government will step up and do something about it.

Friday May 2, 7:59pm
You know, you gotta love this Canadian Government we have, I don’t even see it as a government, I see it as organized crime and they are no different than the Mafia.

Friday May 2, 9:18pm
To the girl that used King and Ferguson as a personal restroom: nice ass but find a restroom somewhere.

Saturday May 3, 12:04am
This is to the Silverstein show: Thanks for saying licensed and only serving Red Bulls. Good show. Dry.

Saturday May 3, 7:14pm
I’ve never really been able to understand the word understand. In fact I’ve never been under something I have been standing on. It’s really hard to under/stand and really easy to not under/stand. All that leaves me to think is that instead of actually understanding something I just over stand. Oh well, it’s easier to just not under/stand.

Saturday May 3, 10:31pm
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

Saturday May 3, 10:33pm
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

Sunday May 4, 11:39am
You are not allowed to complain about gas prices if you idle for then 10 minutes in the drive thru.

Sunday May 4, 6:49pm
Sunday nights suck.

May 1, 12:57pm.
I’m ranting in response to two rants, the first one being that one of the candidates for U.S. president has two of the same names as the biggest enemies of the U.S. You’re not a conspiracy theorist, no, you’re a fucking moron. Because you’re thinking Osama, not Obama, idiot. The second one is about bus etiquette. Yes, I agree, a lot of people on the buses are idiots and need to be taught how to ride the bus and be courteous to other people.

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